moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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Life is too short to put up with shitty coffee, shitty books and especially shitty people. Be nice and kind whenever you can but don’t take anyone’s bullshit. If someone mistreats you, don’t even sweat it. Just leave without saying a word and I promise someone better will come along. Don’t put up people’s shit because you deserve the fucking best.
― Sexy Time (via we-should-fuck-now-that-i)
Girls Are So Hot

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP